December 2009
163 posts
OMG HAD A CRAY DREAM THAT MY ROOM WAS INFESTED WITH MICE AND THEN I DISCOVERED THAT I COULD GIVE MYSELF A BJ?? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN???
you can say what you wish about me, but you can never dispute my bone structure.
I GIVE THESE HOES JAWWWWW
SHE’S NOT THAT BIG, IT’S JUS THA CLOTHES!!!!!
SHE LOSIN HER STOMACH, IT LOOK LIKE ICKY RIGHT NOW!!!!
YOUNG MEL IS THAT NEW NEW →
Why are my little brother’s status updates always so intense?
I really wanna tell him to CHILL SHAWTYYY
“Pop a melatonin pill, how the sex fill?”
– me mixed wit missy
to the guy in the stache
To the sexiest tall man tonight at Phoenix Bar on 13th and A. You were Tall, with a handle bar moustache.
You were giving me a Daniel Day Lewis a la There Will Be Blood look. You had on an argyle sweater vest.
Can you please contact me so we can hang out? I will fucking put it on you, TRUST!!!
“Twas three weeks before Christmas, another year passed
Thanksgiving at Margie’s...”
– my aunt’s christmas poem
