OMG HAD A CRAY DREAM THAT MY ROOM WAS INFESTED WITH MICE AND THEN I DISCOVERED THAT I COULD GIVE MYSELF A BJ?? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN???
you can say what you wish about me, but you can never dispute my bone structure. I GIVE THESE HOES JAWWWWW
SHE’S NOT THAT BIG, IT’S JUS THA CLOTHES!!!!! SHE LOSIN HER STOMACH, IT LOOK LIKE ICKY RIGHT NOW!!!!
YOUNG MEL IS THAT NEW NEW →
Why are my little brother’s status updates always so intense? I really wanna tell him to CHILL SHAWTYYY
Pop a melatonin pill, how the sex fill?– me mixed wit missy
to the guy in the stache
To the sexiest tall man tonight at Phoenix Bar on 13th and A. You were Tall, with a handle bar moustache. You were giving me a Daniel Day Lewis a la There Will Be Blood look. You had on an argyle sweater vest. Can you please contact me so we can hang out? I will fucking put it on you, TRUST!!!
Twas three weeks before Christmas, another year passed Thanksgiving at Margie’s...– my aunt’s christmas poem